The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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