Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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