ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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