i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Someone came in the potted fern
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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