i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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