Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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