I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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