I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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