did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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