Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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