vagina is talking i cant
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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