I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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