I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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