Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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