don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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