I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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