idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Randomize
