Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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