piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
that may or may not have been my penis.
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