Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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