Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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