In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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