another moral hangover. fuck.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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