Only a mothe r could love this liver
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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