Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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