Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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