So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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