cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Someone shattered a urinal.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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