Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i just made my gag reflex go away.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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