Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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