pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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