If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You pole danced in your parka.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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