it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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