I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
its liver damage thursday
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