Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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