I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Is Oprah even human
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I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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