Walk of Shame. In a state park.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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