On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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