in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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