we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Randomize
