apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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