just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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