what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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