I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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