I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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