Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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