Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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