Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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