So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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