Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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