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(402): View more from Nebraska

apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"

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(713): View more from Texas

PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering

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(443): View more from Maryland

My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.

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(248): View more from Michigan

the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky

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(703): View more from Virginia

The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.

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(801): View more from Utah

Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now

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(707): View more from California

Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???

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(409): View more from Texas

Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?

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