I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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